Built for the Fast Crew
Race-day energy for the crews who keep things moving. 18 designs across six trades, every tee printed to order.
Fresh Off the Line
Move Over Boys Old Lady – Machinist Funny Quote T-Shirt Price range: $27.99 through $31.9902
Once A Tow Truck Operator – Mafia Quote T-Shirt Price range: $27.99 through $31.9903
Welder Hourly Rate Apparel – Welding Funny Quote T-Shirt Price range: $27.99 through $31.9904
Devil Whispered Bring Beer – Lineman Funny T-Shirt$27.9905
Don’t Let The Grey Hair Fool You – Trucker Veteran T-Shirt Price range: $27.99 through $31.9906
Not For The Weak – Mechanic 9 To 5 T-Shirt Price range: $27.99 through $31.9907
The Real Machinist Shows Up T-Shirt$27.9908
Everybody Is A Tow Truck Operator – Real Wrecker Crew T-Shirt Price range: $27.99 through $31.99
Pit Stop Q&A
How long will my order take?
Every item is printed to order, so allow 3–5 business days for production. US delivery then takes 7–15 business days; international orders take 10–30 business days.
Which colours and sizes can I choose?
Every design is printed on a classic unisex T-shirt, in a choice of colours and sizes S to 5XL. Measurements live on the Size Guide.
What is the fabric like?
Our classic tees are soft ring-spun cotton; heather colours blend in a little polyester. Prints bond into the fabric — no vinyl layer to peel.
What if it does not fit or arrives faulty?
You have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange. If an item arrives damaged or wrong, we cover return shipping and replace it free. See the Refund & Returns Policy.
Do you ship outside the United States?
Yes — worldwide. Rates are calculated at checkout, starting at $9.99 for Canada, the UK and Europe.
Can I order for a whole crew?
We quote bulk orders from ten units up. Email the design, sizes and quantity from the Contact page.